apparently my friends think I’m brilliant now
but really talking to pears doesn’t require much brain work
they don’t have a lot to say
Pearseltongue
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Sgvl;s#Kaf will you be my wand’s translator #So I also knows what it thinks #Because#Y’know #Pearseltongues are hard to come by
Your wand is hungry, ma’am.
It wants Chinese food.
….. How do you feed a wand
Combine the wand with a feeding stick like so
Use the feeding stick to secure the food
bring the food to the translator’s mouth
ma’am
Hmm, I see.
So does the wand like syrup, jelly, or brown sugar on its pancakes?